Yes, this is Apple’s fault. By allowing the App Store to be overrun with Fart apps (you know the apps that do nothing but make fart sounds), they’ve unleashed the decline of civilization as we know it.
Apparently some kid brought a fart noise machine (no word on what it was) into a town council meeting. After unleashing a few farts, things got so out of hand, with laughter, the council had to take a recess to relieve the tension.
Yeah, the tension. That’s it.
