I’m sitting here munching on some candy corn, and a candy pumpkin or two. Then I find out, that witches and demons have contaminated all sorts of candies as a way of getting evil into our lives and those of our children. They did this by praying over it. Pat Robertson and his CBN say so, so it much be true.
Well, it is actually a guest writer, Kimberly Daniels, who is putting out the alert. Now we know where the evil really is: the candy companies. I’m only hoping that the armies of good rise up and shut those candy companies down. Think of it. We’ll also put some dentists out of work in the bargain.
I do find it suspicious though that the CBN pulled the original post from its site. I think that’s evil stuff at work there too. Or maybe its just some of those candy company CEOs reminding Pat where his cookie is doughed.
Be careful out there.