Saw this on Dvorak Uncensored today. Check it out if you want a good chuckle. Here's a sample.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. - Why doesn’t “Buick” rhyme with “quick”?
