Mark McGwire Pinning an Asterik on an Ass

Mark McGwire must have the lousiest advisors in the history of advisors. Either that or he just can't stop himself from wearing donkey ears. After sitting in front of Congress and avoiding coming clean with what everybody knew, that he had taken steroids or some performance enhancing drugs, by saying he was "not here to talk about the past," he now says he took the dope. What a dope. If this guy could sing, he should try to get hooked up with a community theatre production of Chicago, singing Mr. Cellophane. He was transparent then and he is now, as he tries to work himself back into the game as a hitting coach. Mark, my friend, the world was on the cusp of forgetting your idiocy and your cowardice. And now you come roaring back with this announcement. I guess it is OK to talk about the past, when you're trying to make a few dollars in the future.